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At a loss for words? Don't be...
Here, for you to learn and slip into conversations, are the best in Buffy dialogue slices...
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Queens Of Quick
The gals in Sunnydale come equipped with a sharp tongue, although the odd emotional outpourings also occur... |
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The Girls
The list of quotes below shows what the Buffy babes have to say for themselves...
1.Pre-spinoff-Cordy (after Buffy has just mistakenly attacked her in The Bronze); 'Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met right now...'
2.Buffy (on sunrise, after tricking vamp-Luke into thinking a streetlight is sunlight, just before he poofs); 'It's in about nine hours, moron!'
3.Buffy (to the evil Mrs.Madison who put a spell on her); 'Guess what? I feel better...' (proceeds to throw the witch the distance of the room, hehehe)
4.Buffy (ready to go on her first date with Owen, to a perplexed Giles); 'If the apocalypse comes, beep me!'
5.Willow (on Angel); 'So, he is a good vampire? I mean on a scale of one to ten. Ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night. One being someone who's...not.'
6.Ms.Calendar (to Giles, who's annoyed at her by using the library for a computer science class); 'I know our ways are strange to you but soon you will join us in the twentieth century - with three whole years to spare!'
7.Cordy (when Giles remarks that he's never seen her in the library before); 'Oh, no. I have a life.'
8.Buffy (in a serious moment, after being told she will die at the hands of the Master); 'I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die...'
9.Buffy (when Giles remarks that body snatching is interesting); 'I know you meant to say 'gross' and 'disturbing'...'
10.Buffy (her impersonation of Giles); 'I'm so stuffy, give me a scone...'
11.Willow (during her rant concerning Buffy and Angel's relationship, when it looks as though Angel has given Buffy the brush off); 'And you! You're gonna live forever - you don't have time for a cup of coffee?!'
12.Willow (when Xander learns that Angel was in her bedroom); 'Ours is a forbidden love...'
13.Buffy (after Giles remarks that the Watchers before him seemed very pompous and stuffy); 'Colour me stunned!'
14.Cordelia (when Willow suggests, sarcastically, that a fascist society should be allowed so Buffy could have a license to kill); 'Right! Why can't we have one of those?'
15.Buffy (when Joyce objects to Buffy buying a dress, saying it makes her daughter look like a streetwalker); 'But a thin streetwalker!' (off her mother's look) 'That's probably not gonna be the winning argument is it...?'
16.Cordelia (after Buffy is attacked by the Judge's dismembered arm during her birthday party, and Angel claims that this could mean the end of the world); 'Is anyone else gonna have cake?'
17.Willow (what she sarcastically claims is Xander's phone number, upon learning he and Cordy are an item); '1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-ho...'
18.Cordy (confused over the Xander-becomes-sex-magnet situation); 'Who died and made you Elvis?!'
19.Buffy (in a touching scene with Giles, after she has rescued him from the burning factory following Jenny's death); 'You can't leave me. I can't do this alone...' (followed by both of them weeping in each other's arms)
20.Buffy (when Xander asks how she plans to defeat Der Kindestod); 'Thought I might try violence...'
21.Cordy (Valley-girl act intact, after she is given a fright by a ghost); 'I shall TOTALLY confront and expel all evil...'
22.Buffy believes that she and Giles should get the swim team members locked up 'before they get in touch with their inner halibut'. Hee!
23.Buffy (just before sending her lover Angel to Hell); 'Close your eyes...'
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The Guys
This quote list below shows what the Buffy boys like to talk about...
1.Xander (on Sunnydale); 'Oh, this is fun! We're on Monster Island!'
2.Giles (on Xander's change in behaviour post-hyena-possession); 'It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen year old boy. Of course, you'll have to kill him...'
3.Principal Snyder; 'There are things I will not tolerate. Students loitering on campus after school. Horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking.'
4.Xander (confused by the word 'arachnids'); 'They come from the Middle East?'
5.Xander (on his dire situation); 'A bonus day of class, plus Cordelia? Mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever!'
6.Oz (on the 'man's chord' that is E-flat diminished ninth); 'You could lose a finger...'
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Erm, The Non-Girls And Non-Guys...
Those pesky otherwordly creatures sure talk a lot (well, except The Gentlemen of course). Find out the ins-and-outs of demonic convo below...
1.The Anointed One (discovering that all that remains of the Master is shattered bone); 'I hate that girl!'
2.Spike (not long after his arrivalin SunnyD); 'So, who do you kill for fun around here?'
3.Spike (his verdict on the utter mayhem occurring on the streets of Sunnydale); 'This is just...neat!'
4.Drusilla (to Angelus); 'Psst! We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?'
5.Dru (returning from a walk); 'Met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth...'
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You Wanna Gab Like A Geek?
Well, if so, look to your left. Avoid the non-geek males who speak though such as Giles, Riley, Oz, etc. I'm not sure if Xander is included in the 'non-geek' category so you decide! |
Speak Like Spike
Why do vamps always get the best one-liners? Unfair! |
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